Random moments of crazyness

[oldwrench]

We Americans (defined as residents of the USA) frequently
have problems with metric conversions. In an attempt to
clarify the conversion process I now submit some "Useful
Metric Conversions."

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

10 cards = 1 decacards

1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

10 rations = 1 decoration

100 rations = 1 C-ration

10 millipedes = 1 centipede

3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent

2 monograms = 1 diagram

8 nickels = 2 paradigms

2 wharves = 1 paradox

I hope this proves a useful tool.

[Hiki]

FIREWORKS!!!

[Kira]

Don't mention that word in my Presence ever again ...no more! no more! no more!

[Hiki]

Why not? There was music as well!

[Kira]

music good ...I had to sell fireworks for 5 days straight, on top of work...

[Hiki]

aaaw.. but it was verry pretty! AND I KNEW ALL THE SONGS!!! I was soooooooo proud of myself because there was even this song by a national singer and I never know songs when they are from here ^^... but maybe I was proud because I drank too much things with sugar..... ah well!

[Kira]

SUGAR ...*Goes and does hyper sugar dance*

[Hiki]

I only know the cat dance... *does the cat dance*

[Kira]

Chicken dance!...*Does the Chicken dance*

[Hiki]

Oh! I know the bird dance! Maybe it's something like the chicken dance... *does the bird dance*