The Campaign to Takeover the Universe! Again!

[Bertrand]

*turns and sees Gui standing around his lab* AHHHH!!!! What on Earth are you doing here!?!?! And WHY are you suggesting Universal Takeover ideas too!?!? *runs in circles*

[Kira]

*While that is going on, Kira pops in a dvd copy of Psycho*

Ya know, I always loved this movie.

[Freya]

*ethereal voice*

and everyone knows that next year's blue ray is gonna be red ray...... not enough repeated characters to make it interesting! HHDDVVDDBVD!!

[Gui God]

*launches a DoS field that halts Bertrand in his tracks*

I think you are way overdue for a debug. As for my plans, i've taken over a few of what you call "universes", they are good for fun and all but to canquer that grand interface of things.... that takes true cunning. alas i have failed, so i explore these lesser planes in search of... inspiration.

*negates the holding field*

[Bertrand]

Oh! A veteran at these universal takeovers eh? Well I could always use some help when it comes to taking over the world!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! As a matter of fact--my Super-Mech is almost ready for activation!! Universal Takeover just might be around the corner--hwaaaahahahahahaha!!!

[Gui God]

An eccentric but effective design. however, you have not considered the psychological aspect to domination. If you beat the mind, you beat the body. a "head-of-the-snake" method works in nearly all realms. and for thos that don't, such effort on them is wasted anyway. allow me to demonstrate.

*reality buckles around them, and they are taken to quiant suburb*

this reality, in terms that are appropriate for you... * checks dimensional dictionary* is "hell". all the poor souls here live near identical lives, of true and utter equality, o individuality or superiority is even possible. something like communism, as it is called in your dimension.

[Freya]

*the ethereal voice sees and hears all so it jumps into the conversation*

ah, such as the following: Chagrin-Falls, Hudson, Solon, Twinsburg...

[Bertrand]

AHHH!!! *runs in circles* Wherez the hellz am I??????? My Lab!! My Mech Hangar! My secret base just vanished!!!
*Suddenly stops and looks around* So how can one possibly take over the universe in this kind of place?

[Gui God]

That's the funny thing. in this realm and the sheer narrow-mindedness of it all, you merely need to say it for it to be true, however what have you conquered? what have you gained? this is the true terror of this place for you. and honestly i hav never been able to beat this flaw myself. the question is all part of my journey. But let's leave this place, as it bores me so.

*timespace fades to black, and illuminates as they return to the hanger.*

[Bertrand]

I've got it! I know JUST what to do!! *hops in circles* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

*Activates my Left Shoe of Power* Now to make--ow--I mean, now to ma--OWCH--AHHHH!!! *my left foot spontaneously combusts as energy beams start flying everywhere* Good gosh!! AAAAAH!!! NOT AGAIN!!! *In a rather brilliant flash of uncontrolled power--the Left Shoe of Power, again, tore half of the world apart straight down the Gobi Desert all the way to South America before sending the two halves of Earth drifting towards the Sun...*
*In a blink--the Universe reset itself*

Well... *sits down on the hangar floor* Wait a minute... MY LEFT SHOE OF POWER IS GONE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!