PANIC THREAD!!!

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Re: PANIC THREAD!!!

Post by Kira » December 5th, 2007, 10:56 pm

*turns back sees him right on his tail*

Must run faster...

*runs even faster like a very hungry man needing a whooper*

Can't...breathe...

*Trips on pebble and goes flying into the air, crashes hard into a brick wall*
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Re: PANIC THREAD!!!

Post by agito_0291 » December 5th, 2007, 10:57 pm

*cringes at the sight*
Ooooohh that's gotta hurt.....

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Re: PANIC THREAD!!!

Post by Bertrand » December 5th, 2007, 10:58 pm

FWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *hovers over Kira, picks up my Left Shoe* NOW YOU SHALL ALL WITNESS THE POWERRRR of the LEFT SHOE... the ONE Left Shoe... TO RULE THEM ALLLLLLLLLL!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

*Puts on my Left Shoe*

*Suddenly millions upon millions of Haro's and Tori's appear out of nowhere!!!!* HWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

*Every Tori engages their detonation switch, setting off every Haro... and the Universe died twelve times over before being turned into a giant chocolate fondue, stretched into a giant block of swiss cheese, and then reset back to normal as if nothing happened*
"And so a quarter of the earth blew up into space all because of an evil sandwich and its worldly ambitions!"
"............*cough*"

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Re: PANIC THREAD!!!

Post by Kira » December 5th, 2007, 11:02 pm

*twitches*

Need Spider-bite...gamma rays... ultimate ring of power...anything...but..no...zombie...bite..
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Re: PANIC THREAD!!!

Post by Bertrand » December 5th, 2007, 11:07 pm

*Looks down at Kira...* <_< hmm... >_> hmmm......... *places an T-virus infected person next to Kira and flies off using my jet pack* MWAHAHAHAAH!!! None shall ever steal my Left Shoe... AGAIN!!! HWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! *uses the Left Shoe of Power to teleport over to Umbrella Corporation HQ which has been renamed "Fluffy's Jigsaw Happy Fun Pirate Town of Terrible Seizures HQ" to conceal its actual location...*
"And so a quarter of the earth blew up into space all because of an evil sandwich and its worldly ambitions!"
"............*cough*"

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Re: PANIC THREAD!!!

Post by Kira » December 5th, 2007, 11:14 pm

Bertrand wrote: Umbrella Corporation HQ which has been renamed "Fluffy's Jigsaw Happy Fun Pirate Town of Terrible Seizures HQ" to conceal its actual location...*
rotflmao!

***

No...not the T-virus...

*turns into a massive monster*

I LIVEEE!!!!
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Re: PANIC THREAD!!!

Post by Bertrand » December 5th, 2007, 11:26 pm

*Watches Super-Zombie-Kira from an Umbrella Corp satellite feed* Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!! Soon Capcom will have no choice but to kneel to ME--AHHHHCK!! *falls off the platform I was standing on* CRAP! *clang-clatter-clatter* Oops... lemme just... get back onto the set... and... Ahem... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Resident Evil can just kiss my Left Shoe!! Mwahahahahahaha!!
"And so a quarter of the earth blew up into space all because of an evil sandwich and its worldly ambitions!"
"............*cough*"

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Re: PANIC THREAD!!!

Post by Kira » December 5th, 2007, 11:32 pm

Oh no its on now! No one disses RE! no ONEEE!!!

*Monster Kira storms over to Bertrand*
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Re: PANIC THREAD!!!

Post by Bertrand » December 5th, 2007, 11:39 pm

AHHH!!! NOOOO!!! It wasn't a real diss!!! AHHHH!!! *starts running, trying to turn my jet pack on to fly away* I'm a fan too!! AHHHHH!!!!!
"And so a quarter of the earth blew up into space all because of an evil sandwich and its worldly ambitions!"
"............*cough*"

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Re: PANIC THREAD!!!

Post by Kira » December 5th, 2007, 11:42 pm

*grabs puny Bertrand*

Make me normal, and I might spare your life
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