Random moments of crazyness

[oldwrench]

The Importance of walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $4,000 per month.


My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we have no idea where the hell he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.


The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing...


I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.


We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

[JHawkNH]

Ha! Ha! Ha!
I am going to share this with my coworkers. They will love it.

[Hiki]

Hahaha!

I wonder if the slinky one works with the guys who are supposed to fix our heater.. I'm sure they're funny when I push them from my stairs =w= I sure hope they don't have to come back to our home any time soon, not only because that would mean it's finally fixed, but also because I might try it out if I'm in a particularly foul mood.


..I kinda wish I had something funny to share now..

[oldwrench]

[Hiki]

Hahahaha! That's pretty awesome =w=

[Sakura]

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

I can definitely sign that.

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!

[JHawkNH]

That is awsome Sakura.

[oldwrench]

I think I've seen that place around here somewhere

[Sakura]

Survival of the fattest?

[oldwrench]

Not in Columbia, it´s a lot of climbing up and down hills here. Puff, puff, pant