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by oldwrench » March 30th, 2012, 6:12 pm
Anime Detour!
Things to think about
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES
BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE
TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK
WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND
GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE -
WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.
IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.
IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,
YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES -
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT
THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Oh, after trying four stain removers, I got the catchup stain out.
Dogs have owners, Cats have staff
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.