Random moments of crazyness
Random moments of crazyness
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping and pitch their tent under the stars.
During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says, "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says, "I see millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
"No Watson," replies Holmes, "someone has stolen our tent!"
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping and pitch their tent under the stars.
During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says, "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says, "I see millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
"No Watson," replies Holmes, "someone has stolen our tent!"
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EVERYBODY'S GOT A WATER BUFFALO!!! ^o^
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But I don't want a water buffalo... I want a panther ^^
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Hey I don't have a Water Buffalo! Where's my Water Buffalo! I'm gonna write you a nasty email!Freya wrote:EVERYBODY'S GOT A WATER BUFFALO!!! ^o^
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WRITE IT TO SUPERCHIC!!!! OR TELL THEM IN CONCERT!!! YEEEESSSS!!!!
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I WANT A...A....A wait a minute what are we talking about again????
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Dr. Sherlock Watson or something? I forgot.
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph... because good is DUMB!
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LMAO!!! ^o^
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YAY!!!YAY!!
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An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things,
so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure
nothing was wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about
the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the
couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but
might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them
remember things.
The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his
chair and his wife asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "To the kitchen."
She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replies, "Sure."
She then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you
can remember it?"
He says, "No, I can remember that."
She then says, "Well I also would like some strawberries on top. You
had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that."
He says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
She replies, "Well I also would like whip cream on top. I know you
will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he says, "I don't need to write that
down I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a
plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast."
so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure
nothing was wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about
the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the
couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but
might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them
remember things.
The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his
chair and his wife asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "To the kitchen."
She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replies, "Sure."
She then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you
can remember it?"
He says, "No, I can remember that."
She then says, "Well I also would like some strawberries on top. You
had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that."
He says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
She replies, "Well I also would like whip cream on top. I know you
will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he says, "I don't need to write that
down I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a
plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast."
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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.