The Campaign to Takeover the Universe! Again!

[Freya]

*Freya pops away instantly. She reappears as the letter Y at CANDY mountain*

Y:

OH WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AND LOOKING FOR SOME CHEERING UP
THEN JUST HEAD RIGHT ON UP TO THE CANDY MOUNTAIN CAVE!
WHEN YOU GET INSIDE YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF A CHEERY LAND!
SUCH A HAPPY AND JOY-FILLED AND PERKY MERRY LAND!
THEY'VE GOT LOLLIPOPS AND GUMMY DROP AND CANDY THINGS!
OH SO MANY THINGS THAT WILL BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY!
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO WEAR A FROWN IN CANDY TOWN!
IT'S THE MECCA OF LOVE THE CANDY CAVE!

[otakuchanx]

THEY'VE GOT JELLY BEANS AND COCONUTS WITH LITTLE HATS
CANDY RATS CHOCOLATE BATS IT'S A WONDERLAND OF SWEETS!
RIDE THE CANDY TRAIN TO TOWN TO HEAR THE CANDY BAND!
CANDY BELLS! IT'S A TREAT AS THEY MARCH ACROSS THE LAND!
CHERRY RIBBONS STREAM ACROSS THE SKY AND TO THE GROUND
LOOK AROUND! IT ASTOUNDS! IT'S A DANCING CANDY TREE!
IN THE CANDY CAVE IMAGINATION RUNS SO FREE!
SO NOW CHARLIE PLEASE WILL YOU GO INTO THE CAVE!

*BOOM!!*

[Bertrand]

FWAHAHAHAHHA!!! *initiates improvised World-Takeover Plan of Last-Minute-Revising-and-Panic!* Now that my mortal foe--the Candy Mountain is distracted by some silly unicorn and by Zeratul, the WORLD SHALL BE MIIIINE!!!
*activates the Left Shoe of Power!!!!*
*lightning strikes candy mountain, burning its cardboard frame* Haaaaahahahahahahah!!!
*dimensional portals open all over the place, in the Candy Mountain universe as well as ours* Oh crap... not again.... >_<''
*alligator-man-crab hybrids begin terrorizing the cities, strange abominations made of numerous jellyfish things and randomly placed claws, teeth, eyes, and whoknowswhatelse just scare people to death, giant walking squids make a comeback as people fall over dead from their ogling-eyes-of-terrorrrrr!!!!!!*
*This being the gazillionth time that I've accidently destroyed the world rather than taking it over--the human forces send their tanks and artillery pieces over to fight back the abominations... BUT IT IS FUTIIIILE!!!!!!!* BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!! Oh wait... why am I laughing? This universe has gone unstable! We're going to di--*BOOOOOOOM!!!!* *static*
*Universe resets*
My Left Shoe still won't work properly... Hehehehe oh well.... Another day--another universe torn apart and reborn!!!! Ooooh but the universe.... shall one day be MIIIIIINE!!! Mwaaahahahahahahahahaha!!! *thunder and lightning* *gets struck by the lightning* ZZAAAAAZAXZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-ZAAAAAAA!!!!! *falls over*

[Zeratul2k]

* Lands again near Bertrand and looks at him, zapped and twitching in the ground. *

I should arrest him for destroying the universe so many times... but what the hell, it can wait.

* Takes a camera and starts taking pictures of the zapped Bertrand. *

[Bertrand]

*suddenly leaps up, sending a cloud of flash-charred particles into the air*
HWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And now... to continue my plotting of Universal Takeover!!!!
But first... *uses the Left Shoe of Power to reconstruct Freya and Otakuchanx since they had apparently gone *BOOM!* from the Candy Song*
And now... *uses the Left Shoe of Power again, teleporting me to my Lair of Universal Takeover and Plotting to Takeover the Universe and More Redundance!!*

[Freya]

0_o so........ much........ REDUNDANCE!!!

[Tomoyo]

you wanted to go plot the end of the world without me

[Zeratul2k]

* Comes back from printing the pictures of the zapped and carbonized Bertrand and starts posting them all over the place. *

[Raine]

*Appears next to bertrand and hugs him*AWW!!!!YOUR SO CUTE!!!!*blinks*ano last time someone try to take over i got kidnapped and we had a food fight....Demo*skips around bertrand *this one is clumsy*laughs but fells on her behind*ooooooooh!!

[Tomoyo]

but he can accidently take over the world^^ i would love to see that happen^^