Random moments of crazyness
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Tomoyo
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Re: Random moments of crazyness
Wuw for the random caracters
Everybody who wants pudding, raise your hand!*raises hand*
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Hiki
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Re: Random moments of crazyness
Of course you like them 
I bet you like Cho best.. or maybe Ruiki (if you don't count the main characters of course.. else you'd like someone else waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better!)
I bet you like Cho best.. or maybe Ruiki (if you don't count the main characters of course.. else you'd like someone else waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better!)Don't feed me violins.
Re: Random moments of crazyness
Get your guns, here's some more ammunition for the battle of the sexes. And a couple other jokes. Don't shoot me, I didn't make this up.
"24 Rules to Help Women Understand Men"
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up...don't come tell us about
it. Put it down.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to... expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
5. Some times, we're not thinking about you.
6. We're never thinking about "the relationship."
7. Get rid of your cat. No, it's not different -- it's just like every
other cat.
8. Dogs are better than any cats. ( 7-8 I don't agree with)
9. Sunday = sports.
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you have to, but don't expect us to
like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. (remember this one, if nothing else, girls)
17. No... we don't know what day it is. Mark anniversaries on the
calendar.
18. Share the bathroom.
19. Share the closet.
20. "Yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
23. Check your oil.
24. Don't give us 50 rules when 24 will do.
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"20 Rules To Help Men Understand Women"
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If you've managed to lift it up,
gravity is on your side when it comes to putting it back down.
2. "I ate it, didn't I?" is not considered praise.
3. Your responsibility for raising children does NOT end at conception.
4. Get rid of your comb-over. It's not different -- it's just as
ridiculous as every other comb over. You're losing your hair -- face
it.
5. An order of takeout ribs and a Chris Farley movie is not everybody's
idea of a good time.
6. "Yeah yeah, you look fine" is not a compliment.
7. Yes, I DO tell my best friend everything.
8. You have enough ball caps.
9. You have too many t-shirts.
10. You're too old to wear a goatee.
11. Every actor we find attractive is not gay. You can stop using this
one - - we've all heard it.
12. When we ask "are you listening," we already know you're not.
13. Your best friend is an idiot.
14. Nothing says "I love you" like offering to go to the grocery store.
15. If you can rebuild the carburetor on a '66 Mustang, working the
washing machine should be a snap.
16. Yes and no are sometimes acceptable answers -- grunts and blank
stares are not.
17. A sore back that prevents you from doing household chores for 17
months is a problem. See a doctor.
18. Underwear is like a car. After five years, it needs to be replaced
with a newer model.
19. A romantic weekend getaway does not involve baiting a hook.
20. Rolling over and mumbling "I've got to get some sleep" does not
produce an afterglow.
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Decisions:
The other day I had the opportunity to drop by my department head's
office. He's a friendly guy and on the rare opportunities that I have
to pay him a visit, we have had enjoyable conversations. While I was
in his office yesterday I asked him "Sir, What is the secret of your
success?"
He said "two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Right decisions."
"But how do you make right decisions?"
"One word." he responded.
"And, sir, What is that?"
"Experience."
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Wrong decisions"
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Q: Why do men drink their beer so fast?
A: They've heard of evaporation
Q: Why do women date jerks?
A: Because all the sweet caring ones were hunted to extinction.
Did you hear about the blond who was blind for ten years?
It was really sad. One morning she just forgot to open her eyes.
Why didn't the blond go to the movies on buck night?
Because she couldn't fit the deer into her car!
"24 Rules to Help Women Understand Men"
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up...don't come tell us about
it. Put it down.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to... expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
5. Some times, we're not thinking about you.
6. We're never thinking about "the relationship."
7. Get rid of your cat. No, it's not different -- it's just like every
other cat.
8. Dogs are better than any cats. ( 7-8 I don't agree with)
9. Sunday = sports.
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you have to, but don't expect us to
like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. (remember this one, if nothing else, girls)
17. No... we don't know what day it is. Mark anniversaries on the
calendar.
18. Share the bathroom.
19. Share the closet.
20. "Yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
23. Check your oil.
24. Don't give us 50 rules when 24 will do.
***********************************************************
"20 Rules To Help Men Understand Women"
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If you've managed to lift it up,
gravity is on your side when it comes to putting it back down.
2. "I ate it, didn't I?" is not considered praise.
3. Your responsibility for raising children does NOT end at conception.
4. Get rid of your comb-over. It's not different -- it's just as
ridiculous as every other comb over. You're losing your hair -- face
it.
5. An order of takeout ribs and a Chris Farley movie is not everybody's
idea of a good time.
6. "Yeah yeah, you look fine" is not a compliment.
7. Yes, I DO tell my best friend everything.
8. You have enough ball caps.
9. You have too many t-shirts.
10. You're too old to wear a goatee.
11. Every actor we find attractive is not gay. You can stop using this
one - - we've all heard it.
12. When we ask "are you listening," we already know you're not.
13. Your best friend is an idiot.
14. Nothing says "I love you" like offering to go to the grocery store.
15. If you can rebuild the carburetor on a '66 Mustang, working the
washing machine should be a snap.
16. Yes and no are sometimes acceptable answers -- grunts and blank
stares are not.
17. A sore back that prevents you from doing household chores for 17
months is a problem. See a doctor.
18. Underwear is like a car. After five years, it needs to be replaced
with a newer model.
19. A romantic weekend getaway does not involve baiting a hook.
20. Rolling over and mumbling "I've got to get some sleep" does not
produce an afterglow.
********************************
Decisions:
The other day I had the opportunity to drop by my department head's
office. He's a friendly guy and on the rare opportunities that I have
to pay him a visit, we have had enjoyable conversations. While I was
in his office yesterday I asked him "Sir, What is the secret of your
success?"
He said "two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Right decisions."
"But how do you make right decisions?"
"One word." he responded.
"And, sir, What is that?"
"Experience."
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Wrong decisions"
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Q: Why do men drink their beer so fast?
A: They've heard of evaporation
Q: Why do women date jerks?
A: Because all the sweet caring ones were hunted to extinction.
Did you hear about the blond who was blind for ten years?
It was really sad. One morning she just forgot to open her eyes.
Why didn't the blond go to the movies on buck night?
Because she couldn't fit the deer into her car!
Dogs have owners, Cats have staff
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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Tomoyo
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Re: Random moments of crazyness
I WILL NEVER GET RID OF THE CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CATS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!
don't even bother disagreeing with me. i'll kill ya don't relax after 1 year don't even relax after 2 years of waiting. i can come at any random moment till you're dead ^^
CATS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!
don't even bother disagreeing with me. i'll kill ya don't relax after 1 year don't even relax after 2 years of waiting. i can come at any random moment till you're dead ^^
Everybody who wants pudding, raise your hand!*raises hand*
Re: Random moments of crazyness
Tall man would kill me if I got rid of the cat......
.....sometimes you have to lose your mind to find it......
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Hiki
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Re: Random moments of crazyness
Relax, Tomoyo. No one will take your cat or will order you to get rid of Poesjemauw and Mama Mauw ^^Tomoyo wrote:I WILL NEVER GET RID OF THE CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CATS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!
don't even bother disagreeing with me. i'll kill ya don't relax after 1 year don't even relax after 2 years of waiting. i can come at any random moment till you're dead ^^
Don't feed me violins.
Re: Random moments of crazyness
Dinky, how could you think of getting rid of Skitty. She's suck a nice grouchy fat cat. Hmmm, a female Garfield?
Dogs have owners, Cats have staff
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Re: Random moments of crazyness
Desperate housewives Disney style.
Dogs have owners, Cats have staff
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Re: Random moments of crazyness
Skitty is a demon from hell. And I love her. Even when she bites me.
.....sometimes you have to lose your mind to find it......
Re: Random moments of crazyness
lol,i love animals whatever happens the cat will not leave the house!!!!
"As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway