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Sakura wrote:I prefer my emergency food supply:

oldwrench wrote:
25 Reasons Why It's Great to Be a Woman (and wife/mom): <---or not

1. You don't have to wait on someone else to do laundry for you. <--- cause we have to do it ourselves!
2. You can do 5 things at once without blinking an eye. <--- because it is expected of us!
3. You have handy monthly excuses for crankiness. <----- I'd like to see YOU have blood flowing out of you every month!!
4. If you gain weight you CAN blame water retention. <----- because we all know that we're losing so much weight every month through that menstrual flow that of course we'd have to blame water retention! (sarcasm)
5. Cosmetics hide a multitude of flaws. <--- you sayin' we have flaws?
6. If you can manage a family, you can manage anything, including a
corporation. <--except those owned by sexist pigs
7. Babies, small children and dogs don't intimidate you. <--- they definitley intimidate me
8. You can take forever in the mall restroom EVEN if no one else is in there because there is
usually a line so you are expected to take longer. <---- if we took forever wouldn't you still be out there waiting instead of posting?
9. You enjoy baths. (The secret getaway) <--- i prefer showers
10. You can empathize with anyone and do. <--- except men
11. As wife/mom, if you are unhappy no one is happy in your family. This
results in a lot more things getting done in a short amount of time.<--- or just a sullen family
12. You have super hearing and know when something is wrong with a.) child
b.) husband c.) dog/cat/snake/lizard/gerbil d.) the neighbor's love life <--- nope. my hearing is selective ^^
13. Supper is served when you get good and ready. <--- i don't make supper for anyone
14. He might kill the food, but you're the one who preps and cooks it to
edibility <--- and this makes us happy??
15. Phone conversations last as long as you darn well please. <-- darn straight they do
16. You know each person's birthday, social security number, and other
important info without having to consult anyone else. <---ha! i don't even know mine!
17. You never worry about getting lost because you aren't afraid to stop and
ask for directions.
18. You know how to pick up the phone and use it when you will be late.
19. What's gray hair?
20. You never run out of anything on a vacation because you packed
everything you need and then some.
21. As a general rule you don't have to worry about the crack in your
bottom showing when bending over. <---huh?
22. You can change the TV channel with a well-aimed look at your husband who
"owns" the remote <--- or just by taking the remote
23. You know where everything belonging to everyone in your household is,
even if you haven't laid eyes on it in 2 years. <--- nope
24. You are great at improvisational theater, should anyone call on you to
perform, a talent learned while trying to cook a recipe calling for 6 specific
ingredients and you only have 3. <--- i suck at cooking
25. Super glue and chocolate fix anything <--YES!!