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Re: The Crap Shooter

Posted: July 23rd, 2007, 7:49 pm
by oldwrench
another: If at first you don't succeed, let someone else do it.

Re: The Crap Shooter

Posted: July 23rd, 2007, 8:22 pm
by Zeratul2k
The army variation: If at first you don't suceed, call in an airstrike.

Re: The Crap Shooter

Posted: July 23rd, 2007, 8:46 pm
by oldwrench
That's a variation of: Do unto others....but do it first.

Or the military moto from the Vietnam era: Kill them all and let God sort them out.

Re: The Crap Shooter

Posted: July 23rd, 2007, 11:19 pm
by JHawkNH
If something can go wrong it will go wrong.

Variation: If something can go wrong it will go wrong, at the worst possible time.

My variation: If things can go wrong they will all go wrong at the same time at the worst possible time.

Re: The Crap Shooter

Posted: July 24th, 2007, 12:10 am
by Kira
JHawkNH wrote:If something can go wrong it will go wrong.

Variation: If something can go wrong it will go wrong, at the worst possible time.

My variation: If things can go wrong they will all go wrong at the same time at the worst possible time.
AMEN! To That!

Re: The Crap Shooter

Posted: July 24th, 2007, 2:56 pm
by Zeratul2k
Note: If you know something will go wrong and take all the steps necessary to prevent it, something else will go wrong.

Re: The Crap Shooter

Posted: July 24th, 2007, 4:56 pm
by oldwrench
Mama always told me there would be days like this, but not this many.

Re: The Crap Shooter

Posted: July 25th, 2007, 8:05 pm
by Freya
"mama said: don't chew on tinfoil, unless you like that feelin' "

Re: The Crap Shooter

Posted: July 25th, 2007, 8:06 pm
by Freya
Kira wrote:Ah, just use duct tape. Life's little miracle cure all...if all else fails! duct tape it!
uhh would duct tape work better than self-dissolving stitches? :gg:

Re: The Crap Shooter

Posted: July 25th, 2007, 10:23 pm
by Kira
ROTFLMFAO! You know in my case, yes, yes it would.

I actually know this guy that sliced his arm and duct taped it.