PANIC THREAD!!!

[JHawkNH]

.......shouldn't there be some sort of test to prove you can keep a human being alive before they send you home with one?...........

If there was, we would have alot less people in this world.

EEK! Two weeks left till due date!!!!!!!!!!! We've got no name, no plan, and NO CLUE!!!!

Might I suggest Bob for a name. It is a good strong name. And then when we talk about your pregnacy we can all say that Bob was there to.

[Dinky]

Bob would be great...except I had a cat named Bob once....
That, and all I can think of is "His name was Robert Paulsen, his name was Robert Paulsen" from Fight Club!!

[Ntoonz]

I wanted to name my kid Morgan if he was a boy. Jean said it was a girl's name. And when she turned out to be a girl, we got to use it after all (well, for the middle name).

[oldwrench]

Dinky was supposed to be named Peter, but she was a girl. Then we had figured on Heidi for a girl, but she didn't look like a Heidi. I don't remember where I got her name from.

Darn, the problem with five inches of rain, the lawn grows. Now I have to mow again. I hate yard work, I wish I could pave it and paint it green.

[Jafo]

School starts Tuesday for me. D:

I only have two classes this semester, and they look fairly easy, I just hope I can keep up my work ethic like I did last semester.

[Dinky]

....woah, school season already....I don't envy you!!!!! YUCK.

[JHawkNH]

The things I missed about college are:
1. Only 16 hours of classes a week.
2. Never getting up befor 10am.
3. Having some days completly off.

But I don't miss the finals.

[Dinky]

Funniest thing I ever saw in college:
For practice, we all had to give each other (and recieve) shots in the butt in Practical Nursing Lab. One girl was really nervous about giving the shot, so the teacher told her "Just do it with gusto!". So, the girl pulled her arm WAAAAY back above her head, CLOSED HER EYES, and buried the syringe past the needle hub into the poor practice student's butt!!!!!! After the poor stabbed person's scream stopped echoing, the teacher calmly said, "Okay, that was good...maybe a little less gusto next time. And you probaby should open your eyes..."
And yes, that student passed and is now working as a nurse.
SCARY
......but hilarious......

[Zeratul2k]

Oh man, I remember the nurse from high school doing exactly that while giving us our shots. We used to say she liked playing darts with our butts as targets.

[oldwrench]

Gads! A bit of a cockup on the gasket front! Oil filter gasket failure. Do you know how long it takes to pump four quarts of oil onto the floor. Not long, that's for sure. A lot less time than it takes to soak it back up. Sometimes I hate my shop.