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"The rifle is the first thing you learn, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn."

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Stan: I need you to get me everyone.
Cop: What do you mean "everyone"?
Stan: EEEVERYYOOONEEE!!!

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SWAT Leader: Alpha Team, in position. We're ready to go.
Stan: Be careful.
[One shootout later]
SWAT Leader: Alpha Team, man down! Man down!
Stan: I told you.

Newest favorite TV quote! Just heard it on "Bones":

"Eyes full of maggots and all you can see is the boo-boo on his forehead."

"Did you see those Huns?! They popped out of the snow! LIKE DAISIES!!"

MULAN!! YESSS!!!


"fly fly fly! fly fly fly! fly fly fly!" -Dr. Hannibal Lector

Buffalo Bill/Cartman: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Hannibal Lecter: Good evening, Clarice.

Hannibal Lecter: Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?

Thank you Freya! I just had to watch this movie again, lol

"You're mad!"
"If I wasn't, this would probably never work."
*BIG-A** KABOOOM*

I love Pirates of the Carribean! And Jack Sparrow! And Johnny Depp! ^__^ *Haunts the corridors in everlasting love*

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

Of course, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, ma'am! Please forgive my insolence *Bows*

Jenny: Everything about you is a lie.
Neville: It wasn't lies, Jenny. It was acting.

Cliff Secord: What was that line again? Oh my prince...
Jenny: ...would that you drink of my lips...
Cliff Secord: Thanks, I don't mind if I do.

Victor, Filmstage Director: Acting is acting like you're *not* acting.

[after smashing a flower pot on Neville's head]
Jenny: I've finally played a scene with Neville Sinclaire.

Cliff Secord: [fighting Neville Sinclair] Where's your stuntman now, Sinclair?
Neville: I do my own stunts.

- The Rocketeer

Well... Just this once