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Granted. Now you don't know how to land.

I wish for a secret hideout so I can stay safe from my obsessed fans.

Granted. But then you fall down and break your leg and no one can find you.
I wish I was 6 years younger.

granted but then you realized life was better when you were six years older.

I wish I could think up a good plot for my fanfiction.

Granted, but then your characters suck.

I wish for a doctor to fix my broken leg :p

Granted, but then they find something really weird with your DNA and lock you up for expiramentation.
I wish I had a really good book to read.

Granted but it's written in a language you don't know.

I wish examinations would be easier.

Granted. But then they're so easy, everyone can pass them and they become meaningless.
I wish someone could scrape and paint my garage for me.

Granted, but the color is an awful, vomit-like, spotted pattern.

I wish I had superpowers

Granted. But your fragile human body can't withstand the awesomeness that is your superpower, and you die from them.
I wish I had some Cheetos!

granted, but you're attacked by Chester Cheetah

I wish I had an ice cream bar