All Anime World

Granted, but the job has impossible deadlines and only pays if you complete the job on time.

I wish we would get a couple inches of rain

Granted. Rainman gets his calculations wrong, though, and you get a couple METERS instead.

I wish the SATA drive I use for backups were bigger.

Granted, but then a thief sneaks in and steals everything anyway.
I wish I could sleep in as late as I wanted every morning.

Granted, but you'd have to be awake for the rest of the night until almost dawn.
I wish I'd pass my exams!

Granted: but due to problems with the schools records keeping, you will all have to take them over.

I wish I could think of something for supper tonight

Granted. It doesn't comes out the way you wanted it to, though.

I wish I could understand women.

Granted, but it was just at the moment you die

wish I could type faster

Granted, but telepathic input devices are made publicly available making keyboards, mouses and touchpads obsolete faster than you can say Jack Robinson.

I wish I was a better writer.

Granted, but then you become so famous that you have to go into hiding to stay safe from your obsessed fans.
I wish I knew what I was doing!

((don't we all))

Granted, bet then you find you really hate doing it

I wish I could fly