All Anime World

Granted but your hard drive crashed and now nothing is left.

I wish that I wouldn't trip while I dance the waltz.

Granted, but the person you're dancing with steps on your foot and breaks your toe.
I wish I knew if we were moving this summer.

wish granted
but when you know you can't stop thinking about it and you will start talking about it at very random moments

i wish my exams where over already

Granted but you failed them all.

I wish that my car would work properly.

Oh, I could fix that, wish granted, but it costs more than you can pay for.

I wish I could speak Spanish.

Granted, but it's a real weird dialect that confuses most spanish-talking people who hear it.

I wish I could get a good paying job.

Nobody? Ok, I'll ruin my own wish, then (I only WISH what I'm about to say wasn't real ):

I get elected for a good paying job, participate in all the capacitation and certifications the company gives but then SOMETHING happens so I'm still waiting for them to call me to sign the contract (and I'll be left waiting).

I wish someone would give me a Nintendo Wii!

Wish granted but it's a broken one

I wish I had Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core (it's not out yet but who cares)

Wish granted: but it keeps getting stuck in a loop, playing the same scene over and over.

I wish I could go to a NASCAR race.

wish granted You can go but it's cancelled when you're there

i wish i would have lot's of money (yeah i know i'm a greedy person )