Wish Corruption Game

[Freya]

((Hahahahhahaha! look your wish was REALLY granted!!! hahahahah!))

wish granted, you took a poll but they voted for your least favorite option.

I wish I could run faster.

[Zeratul2k]

Granted. Now you run so fast you can't stop.

I wish I had a whole case of Bawls in my fridge.

[Freya]

granted, but i came over and drank all but one of them! now i'm hyper and running/crashing around your room!

i wish i didn't need to put so much into this paper! >.<;

[Kira]

Wish Granted, but now your paper looks like your avg. middle school paper and get a C-

I wish more people were into comics.

[Freya]

wish granted but they go into borders and rip up all the pages.

I wish citing sources wasn't so tedious!!!

[Zeratul2k]

Granted, now finding sources is the tedious task. (or, welcome to Colombia and it's lack of printed and full-text archives)

I wish I could get a nice cheap vehicle to move around the city.

[Freya]

granted, but as soon as you fork over the money the bottom rusts out of it and the engine crashes to the ground.

i wish for fish

[Zeratul2k]

Granted, here's a fishing pole and an empty lake.

I wish I could buy a plane and know how to fly it, so I could fly around the world visiting everyone from the forum.

[Freya]

hey! how did you grant my wish if you didn't give me any fish?! you gave me a pole and an empty lake, that's not fish! that's like the opposite of fish! it's.... nothing! a habitat for fish that is yet devoid of fish! where's my fish?!

granted, but at the same time everyone else got that too so we're constantly passing each other without meeting!

i wish to find my headphones so i don't have to pay $30 to have them replaced

[Kira]

Granted, but you find them covered in hairball.

I wish I was bad person and just went to go see Iron Man right now.