The Campaign to Takeover the Universe! Again!

[oldwrench]

*Suddenly a glowing figure appears, floating in mid air....... It's just grampa, he hands the infinite improbability generator bomb to Freya.*

Oldwrench: Freya, you are the only one who knows how to operate the C64 that controls all improbability. *Turns on the laser pens to make sure the tea is very hot.* Use it wisely my child. *And promptly disappears.*

[Freya]

Freya: oh boy! >.<;

[Kira]

*figure appears. His breathe visible in the icy cold winds, He looks around at all the mayhem. A sly smile creeps at the corner of his mouth*

Voice: Why so serious!

*He rips open his coat, as he does, dozens of missiles fire out*

[Freya]

*Freya protects herself with the Computer that Rules Improbability*

[Kira]

*The shadowy figure smiles*

You think that can protect you...

*He opens a side pocket, and takes out a vintage style silver pocket watch, he turns the dial*

That should do the trick.

*he walks over to Freya and bops her on the nose*

[Freya]

*freya blinks and rubs her nose. her hands are now wearing bunny paw mittens*

Huh? O_o

[Kira]

Didn't see that coming did ya?

*He turns the dial again*

With this pocket watch I shall rule the world!

[Freya]

*turns to the computer*

C://load/filedata:watchdestruction

ENTER

*the watch suddenly self destructs*

[Gui God]

Well done Freya. *turns to intruder* and i think our guest needs a hot cup of GTFO! Time to unleash the FURY!

*gui procures a large, cubic steel block from within his jacket. of one face is a button: Caps Lock. on two oposite faces are a large letter B and an Ampersand (&). Upon pressing caps lock, an 8 foot handle extends from the cube with the word "FURY" engraved on it in red. swinging the weapon in a huge baseball arc, smashes the interloper*

FEEL THE MIGHT OF THE B& HAMMER!

*the intruder is launched away from the dimension, and gui seals the portal with the hammer, sealing it until it seems fit to open the portal again*

[Freya]

i take it no one is allowed in this base then.... >.<;

poor guy...