Heylo, peeps. As you can see, I'm Bertrand, I'm new... and I've no idea how I lost my left shoe a few moments ago... lol I'm not too sure what else to say at the moment.

Although what I do know is that I'm feeling really chirpy!!! ^_^ *hops around, throwing a few random cookies into the ceiling* Ooooo, now I know what to say!!! :D
... *blanks out for a moment before brightening with "Oooh! Right!"*
Ah! Heylo, people!! ^_^ Yarrr! *phew* Yay... anywhos--great to be here, aye!! :D *gives out cookies*
"And so a quarter of the earth blew up into space all because of an evil sandwich and its worldly ambitions!"
"............*cough*"