
The Crap Shooter
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Re: The Crap Shooter
I thought i had been the only one 

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph... because good is DUMB!
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Can we say..... SCAM??? I Thought I had a buyer for my big tool box I listed on Craig's list. The person sent me a bank check, but it's for almost double the amount of money. He wants me to cash the check and send the rest to his shipper...... OOOOOoooooo does this sound fishy, or what? I don't think I'll try cashing that check.
His last message
Hello,
The check will be delivered to your address today via FedEx,here is the FedEx tracking number 797458919652 the check was sent to you directly from my company account and it was for $9750 so proceed to your bank to deposit the check and the funds will be available in your account within 24 hours,after the check clears your bank usually within 24hours of deposit you will deduct $5000 for your Mac Tools Macsimizer M class III tool box and send the excess fund of $4750 to my shipper so he can pickup the fund to pickup the Mac Tools Macsimizer M class III tool box and other items i purchased to be picked up.
Note:this is a depository account so don't try to cash the check instantly because the bank won't cash it for you therefore you need to take the check to your bank regardless of the bank you're using perhaps Bank of America,J. P. Morgan Chase,Wachovia,Wells Fargo or Credit Union they will verify the check with my bank and clear the funds into your account within 24hours of deposit.
Get back to me to confirm the receipt of the check today and proceed to deposit.
His last message
Hello,
The check will be delivered to your address today via FedEx,here is the FedEx tracking number 797458919652 the check was sent to you directly from my company account and it was for $9750 so proceed to your bank to deposit the check and the funds will be available in your account within 24 hours,after the check clears your bank usually within 24hours of deposit you will deduct $5000 for your Mac Tools Macsimizer M class III tool box and send the excess fund of $4750 to my shipper so he can pickup the fund to pickup the Mac Tools Macsimizer M class III tool box and other items i purchased to be picked up.
Note:this is a depository account so don't try to cash the check instantly because the bank won't cash it for you therefore you need to take the check to your bank regardless of the bank you're using perhaps Bank of America,J. P. Morgan Chase,Wachovia,Wells Fargo or Credit Union they will verify the check with my bank and clear the funds into your account within 24hours of deposit.
Get back to me to confirm the receipt of the check today and proceed to deposit.
Dogs have owners, Cats have staff
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Re: The Crap Shooter
Almost $5000 for shipping? This just reeks of a scam. I would take it to the bank, and tell them your concerns. They probably already know who to contact for fraud investigations. And they don't even need to invetigate this one. They may be able to work with you as it happens to track the criminals.
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I filed it with the government's Internet crime complaint center, they can deal with it from there. I also advised Advanstar Communications of the fake check going out in their name.
Dogs have owners, Cats have staff
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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I see a scam there, too. But you can forge ERRR write out a check to him for the remaining $4xxx ("Bank of Ducktown", c/o Donald Duck)
What do you call a dinosaur with an extended vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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Our webserver has been hit by a denial of service attack (DOS). Between 8 am and 4 pm we had an average of 4,200 incoming requests per second. The kids lost interest at 4pm. Now we're back to less than 20 requests/second.
Just fyi in case you tried to log in during that time. O-kun is going to reinstall the webserver ASAP.
Sorry for the trouble...
Just fyi in case you tried to log in during that time. O-kun is going to reinstall the webserver ASAP.
Sorry for the trouble...

What do you call a dinosaur with an extended vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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Wife's aunt died, I was a casket bearer. I don't like funerals, too many weepy people, SHE included. At our age, there are bound to be many more funerals in the next few years.
Dogs have owners, Cats have staff
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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Work has been hell for almost the last week.
At least I am starting to see the light and the end of the tunnel.
At least I am starting to see the light and the end of the tunnel.
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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The light at the end of the tunnel could be an oncoming train engine.
Dogs have owners, Cats have staff
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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Going back to the Hospital Next week and pray for WLAN. Won't get it though. I Need to change things in my life and I don't want to take drastic measures.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extended vocabulary? A thesaurus.