All Anime World

Thor: "Have a care how you speak. Loki may be beyond reason, but he is of Asgard, and he is my brother."
Black Widow: "He killed eighty people in two days."
Thor: "...He's adopted..."

Avengers, I still like the Hulk's line, after Loki tells him that he isn't afraid of the hulk, because he's a god. Hulk proceeds to smash Loki by grabbing him and bashing him back and fourth against the floor. A the Hulk walks away he says "Puny god".

CABIN IN THE WOODS. Why have I not watched this before? Ah, Joss Whedon... I love him.
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Mordecai: Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of -
[pauses] Am I on speakerphone?

Hadley: No, no of course not.

Mordecai: Yes I am. I can hear the echo. Take me off. Now.

Hadley: Okay, sorry.

Mordecai: I'm not kidding. It's rude. I don't know who's in the room.

(Hadley smothers laughter)

Mordecai: Don't take this lightly, boy. It wasn't all by your 'numbers'; the Fool nearly derailed the invocation with his insolence. Your futures are murky; you'd do well to heed my - I'm still on speakerphone, aren't I?

Hadley: No. You're not. I promise.

Mordecai: Yes I am! Who is that? Who's laughing?

Sitterson: [pounds head on desk laughing hysterically]
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Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.

Marty: Hey, shh, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.
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