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You don't see yourself clearly at all. You're not like anyone I've ever known. You Fascinate me.
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Xander: Where is he? Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch?
Buffy: He's gone.
Xander: Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey.
Buffy: Check. No more butt monkey.
[Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Season Five; Episode: "Buffy vs. Dracula"]
Buffy: He's gone.
Xander: Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey.
Buffy: Check. No more butt monkey.
[Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Season Five; Episode: "Buffy vs. Dracula"]
“Here’s the thing… I’ve already gone crazy once. I know what my limits are.” ~ Bella Swan
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(Xander is tying Spike, the vampire with the chip in his head that renders him incapable of hurting humans, to a chair)
Spike: I don't see why I have to be tied up.
Xander: It's just while I'm sleeping.
Spike: Like I'd bite you anyway.
Xander: Oh, you would.
Spike: Not bloody likely.
Xander: I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.
Spike: All right, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat.
Xander: And don't you forget it.
[Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Season Four; Episode: "Hush"]
Spike: I don't see why I have to be tied up.
Xander: It's just while I'm sleeping.
Spike: Like I'd bite you anyway.
Xander: Oh, you would.
Spike: Not bloody likely.
Xander: I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.
Spike: All right, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat.
Xander: And don't you forget it.
[Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Season Four; Episode: "Hush"]
“Here’s the thing… I’ve already gone crazy once. I know what my limits are.” ~ Bella Swan
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Shawn Spencer: The chips say you're a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!
-Psych
-Psych
You don't see yourself clearly at all. You're not like anyone I've ever known. You Fascinate me.
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Hiro Nakamura: That's fighting dirty
Takezo Sensei: That's fighting smart sir. Don't get me wrong I give him a fair wage... if he lives
- Heroes
Takezo Sensei: That's fighting smart sir. Don't get me wrong I give him a fair wage... if he lives
- Heroes
You don't see yourself clearly at all. You're not like anyone I've ever known. You Fascinate me.