The Crap Shooter

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Re: The Crap Shooter

Post by oldwrench » July 23rd, 2007, 7:49 pm

another: If at first you don't succeed, let someone else do it.
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Re: The Crap Shooter

Post by Zeratul2k » July 23rd, 2007, 8:22 pm

The army variation: If at first you don't suceed, call in an airstrike.
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Post by oldwrench » July 23rd, 2007, 8:46 pm

That's a variation of: Do unto others....but do it first.

Or the military moto from the Vietnam era: Kill them all and let God sort them out.
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Re: The Crap Shooter

Post by JHawkNH » July 23rd, 2007, 11:19 pm

If something can go wrong it will go wrong.

Variation: If something can go wrong it will go wrong, at the worst possible time.

My variation: If things can go wrong they will all go wrong at the same time at the worst possible time.
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Re: The Crap Shooter

Post by Kira » July 24th, 2007, 12:10 am

JHawkNH wrote:If something can go wrong it will go wrong.

Variation: If something can go wrong it will go wrong, at the worst possible time.

My variation: If things can go wrong they will all go wrong at the same time at the worst possible time.
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Re: The Crap Shooter

Post by Zeratul2k » July 24th, 2007, 2:56 pm

Note: If you know something will go wrong and take all the steps necessary to prevent it, something else will go wrong.
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph... because good is DUMB!

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Re: The Crap Shooter

Post by oldwrench » July 24th, 2007, 4:56 pm

Mama always told me there would be days like this, but not this many.
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Post by Freya » July 25th, 2007, 8:05 pm

"mama said: don't chew on tinfoil, unless you like that feelin' "
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Re: The Crap Shooter

Post by Freya » July 25th, 2007, 8:06 pm

Kira wrote:Ah, just use duct tape. Life's little miracle cure all...if all else fails! duct tape it!
uhh would duct tape work better than self-dissolving stitches? :gg:
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Re: The Crap Shooter

Post by Kira » July 25th, 2007, 10:23 pm

ROTFLMFAO! You know in my case, yes, yes it would.

I actually know this guy that sliced his arm and duct taped it.
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