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(Serenity Quotes)
Kaylee: "We couldn't just leave her there!"
Jayne. "No, now that's she's some KILLER WOMAN, we oughta be bringin' her tea 'n dumplings!"

Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you."
Kaylee: "With me? You mean... as in... SEX?"
Simon (nodding): "I mean."
Kaylee (cocks her gun): "To hell with this! I'm gonna live!"

Mal: "Now I staked my crew's life on the fact that you're a person, actual and whole. And if I'm wrong, then you best shoot me now." *River cocks the gun she's got pointed at him* "...Or, we could talk some more."

Simon: "They taught me a safeword, in case... something happened."
Kaylee: "I'm not sure I get it."
Simon: "A phrase that's encoded in her brain. If I speak the words, 'Eta-'"
Jayne *jumping up and backing away*: "Well, don't say it!"
Zoe: "It only works on her, Jayne."
Jayne: "Oh... well now I know that."

The Operative: "I want to resolve this as civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed-"
Mal: "Good" *shoots operative in the chest and starts heading out the door*
The Operative *grabs Mal from behind*: "I am, however, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron!"

Mal *shouting down into the vault*: "We're coming down to empty that vault now!"
Vault guard *shouting up from inside the vault*: "You'll have to give me your authorization password!"
*Jayne fires a burst from his automatic rifle*
Vault Guard: "Uh... Okay!"

Mal: "Do you want to run this ship?!"
Jayne: "YES!"
Mal: "Well... you can't..."

Mal: "Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or if you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship, and you come and you rescue me."
Zoe: "What? And risk my ship?"
Mal: "I mean it! It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left."

Dr. John Watson: Did you bring your revolver with you?
Sherlock Holmes: Ah… knew I forgot something. Thought I’d left the stove on.
Watson: You did.

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Mrs. Hudson: Oh, he’s killed the dog… again.

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Irene : Why are you always so suspicious?
Holmes : Should I answer chronologically, or alphabetically?

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[The two men have just been told of Blackwood's resurrection]:
Watson : You're not really taking this seriously are you, Holmes?
Holmes : Yes. As you should. It's a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not.

Who doesn't love Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog??

Dr. Horrible: "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka. Besides... there's kids in that park. So..."

Billy aka Dr. Horrible: "Oh! Look at my wrist! I've gotta go!"
Penny: "But- what about your clothes?"
Billy (after glancing quickly into the washing machine): "I don't love these. Bye!"

Dr. Horrible: "Because the status is NOT quo. The world's messed up, and I just have to... rule it."

@Dinky: BOONDOCK SAINTS!!!! Please tell me you got All Saints Day

Murphy: Let's do some gratuitous violence.

Connor: Shut up! Romeo's crying!

Murphy: It's Irish for "you're f**ked

Romeo: Who ordered the whup @ss fajita?

Murphy: It's ridiculous! Probably based on some stupid shit ya saw in a movie! And here I am AGAIN all tyin' myself up with rope! What is the deal with you and rope? Honestly!

Creedy: Defiant to the end, huh? You won't cry like him, will you? You're not afraid of death. You're like me.
V: The only thing that you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is we're both about to die.
Creedy: How do you imagine that's gonna happen?
V: With my hands around your neck.
Creedy: Bollocks. Whatchya gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.
V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty, I'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

I love that part in V for Vendetta!

Man, I love EVERY part in V for Vendetta!

You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat. You will die a street rat. And only your fleas will morn you.

It's a philosophy. A poetics. A politics, if you will. A literature of protest. A novel of ideas. A pornographic magazine of truly comic book proportions. It is, in the end, whatever the hell I want it to be. And when I'm through with it it's going to blow a hole THIS wide straight through the world's own idea of itself. [bottles breaking in the background] They're throwing bottles at your house. ... Come on, let's go break their arms.

Mad Martigan: "What the hell happened up there?"
Willow: "You started spouting poetry! 'I love you, Sorcha!', 'I worship you, Sorcha!'... You almost got us KILLED!"
Mad Martigan: "'I love you, Sorcha'? I don't love her! She kicked me in the face! I hate her! ... Don't I?"