The Campaign to Takeover the Universe! Again!

[Raine]

*Raine blinks before crying*

[Freya]

*Freya goes to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but opens the peanut butter jar and is eaten by the peanut butter monster*

GAHH!! NOOO!! SOOO STICKY!!!!

*Tries to reach the fridge to get the peanut butter monster's mortal enemy MILK but is torn away and eaten again*

GWaaaahhh!

[Kira]

*Kira looks around at all the mess, he sighs, looks over at Agito-Man*

You're gonna need a suit.

*Kira runs over to JC Penney, Macy's, Gap, and Old Navy. and buys Agito-man a black suit*

Okay, if we're gonna fix the universe first we need...hold on, I hear a voice...uh huh, yeah, uh huh yeah, Is that it? Okay... Sorry, the voice just had to tell me something, where was I, oh yeah, first get into the Tardis, its that old blue police call box, set the dial, then use my pocket watch, turn it three times.

*Kira walks around, taking in the beauty of this new world*

Shame to see it go.

[Freya]

*Sits in the monster's stomach (EW!) covered in peanut butter goo*

[Zeratul2k]

* Gets a call. *

Z2k: What!?!?!? I'm on my way!!!

* Climbs into his custom vehicle of mass slaughtering, destruction and very high speeds and goes to rescue Freya. A portal opens and the moster flips Z2k's vehicle and eats it! But Z2k was quick enough (or rather, wasn't using seatbealts) so he jumped out right before the car was devoured. He takes out a radio and calls his base. *

Z2k: I need a support here NOW!

EVE: Sorry, Sir, we are busy having lunch. I can send you a pistol and a sword, though.

* A smaller portal opens next to him. He takes the pistol, the sword and takes a cookie from EVE's dessert before the portal closes. *

Z2k: Aww, crap... forgot the milk!!!

* The monster eats Z2k now but he begins to fight his way around, looking for Freya. *

[Freya]

* A sword cuts some of Freya's hair off*

HEY!! What's the big idea?! Watch it! oh.. hello Z2k!

*Freya picks up her hair and cries*

WHY ME! all i wanted was a sandwich! now i'm covered in peanut butter and some of my hair has been cut off!!!

[Zeratul2k]

Erm... I'm really sorry but we have to leave, let's go!

* Take's Freya's hand and uses a hand-held device to open a portal. Both of them jump in and land next to Bertrand. *

[Freya]

*Freya looks around*

oh hello bertrand-kun...

do you have a shower facility i could use?

[Bertrand]

AHHH!!!! *points at Zeratul and Freya* How did you two find my secret laboratory!!?!?!? *activates my Left Shoe of Power* None shall steal the secrets of the Left Shoe of Power!!!! Oh, a shower facility? Why it's over there... *points across the room*
*Unfortunately... with the Left Shoe of Power already activated--fifty interdimensional portals open up around Zeratul, Freya, and I* Oh crap...
*Tentacle monsters and giant zombie-lobsters start pouring into the secret laboratory, quickly filling the place up with monstrosities from otherworldly dimensions!*
AHHHH!!! OH NOEZ!!!!! *loses my left arm to some bulbous creature with six mouths filled with needle-sharp teeth and razor-sharp spines poking in all directions* GIANT DEMON SEA URCHIN OF SOMETHING OR OTHER!! AHHH!!!! *activates Left Shoe of Power!!* Must... RESET!! *loses my right leg to a weird-looking crocodile-alien-thing*
*With a wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo-bloop-bloop of Pac Man Doom, the Universe winked out of existence for split-second before resetting itself back to normal...*

*checks to make sure all my arms and legs are still attached to me after the Universal Reset*
Whew, that was close... *goes to build a new secret laboratory in some obscure location in some unknown mountain range* I miss my secret laboratory... *Activates my Left Shoe of Power and teleports to Olympus Mons on Mars* Oh crap........... AHHHH!!!!!!! *activates my Left Shoe of Power and teleports to some random location in the Gobi Desert* *sighs* I guess this will have to do for now.....

[Zeratul2k]

Ugh... My head...