The Campaign to Takeover the Universe! Again!

[Freya]

*Freya cries*

Where did the shower go?

[Zeratul2k]

I'm going back to base. Anyone wants to come with me?

[Freya]

Is there a shower?

[Zeratul2k]

Yes, there are. And clothing, food, beds and a huge amount of weapons!

[Freya]

ok i'm game! to the base!

[Zeratul2k]

To the base!!!

* A teleporting beam, star trek style, takes Freya and Z2k to his base. *

And here we are! The living quarters are that way, you will find everything you need there. Now I need to go to the strategy room, to check how preparations are going... * turns around and laughs like a mad genius while walking away * mwahahahahhaHAHAHAHAHahahahhahaha!!!

[Gui God]

Ok wtf happened here?! i was just sitting around pwning a bunch of Smiths, and then the there was a hole in the data! Then i come poring out of a random energy beam, UPSIDE DOWN NO LESS.

*propmtly starts altering timespace, which ends in a fiery explosion*

Ok... can I get a little help here? Where can i find your source code?

[Bertrand]

*walks around my new underground secret base* Ahh... it's great to be back... well, sorta back, more like a first-time visit to my newly built base...

*tours the kitchen, the Secret Lab of Gadgets and Miscellaneous Power Items, and finally the Mech Hangar*

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH!!!! *begins working on my new weapon of Universal Takeover!!*

[Gui God]

You know with this timespace's gravity constant, the cliche little death ray will annihilate the bonds between the 5th and 6th diminseions. i would recommend temporal reality deconstruction ship. much more effective for dominating this universe.

*waves hand at computer terminal. the plans for such a weapon ship come into view*

Ah! much better!

[Freya]

*Shrugs and goes to wash off the peanut butter. while in the shower a creepy duhn-duhn duhn-duhn duhn-duhn duhn-duhn music starts to play and a shadow appears with an arm raised. Freya turns and screams as a dagger is plunged into her back with a high pitched music accompanying it. blood is seen flowing down the drain and the black and white scene ends*