Universe war
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Oldwrench is just walking by when he sees the black hole. Oooo, nice, I need one of those for my time machine. He picks up the black hole. Wait, what's all this junk in here? Dumps out assorted zombies, school kids, teachers, furniture, vehicles, ect. Darn people, always throwing their trash all over the place. Walks off bouncing his new black hole from hand to hand.
The zombies start to wake up, eying the kids again,........... this could get ugly. What we need are some potato chips.
The zombies start to wake up, eying the kids again,........... this could get ugly. What we need are some potato chips.
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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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((w00t! you the man gpa!!!))
*Ben, Barbra, Henry, Helen, Karen, Johnny, Tom, Judy, Stephen, Peter, Roger, Francine, Sarah, John, Rhodes, Miguel "Salazar", Logan and Bud and start to stir, and waken. They look to one another and around their surrounding*
Ben: We need to find a barn with a cellar. We can hold ourselves up for the night, and in the morning make a break for it.
Peter: No we need to find a huge area, that has several levels, Like a mall. If we block and shut off the escalators, then all the zombies will stay in the lower levels, but we need to find one this isn't swarm, with this many of us, we can hold them off.
Sarah: We need an underground bunker! we'd be safer if we underground, I know there's a military base not to far from here!
*Ben, Barbra, Henry, Helen, Karen, Johnny, Tom, Judy, Stephen, Peter, Roger, Francine, Sarah, John, Rhodes, Miguel "Salazar", Logan and Bud and start to stir, and waken. They look to one another and around their surrounding*
Ben: We need to find a barn with a cellar. We can hold ourselves up for the night, and in the morning make a break for it.
Peter: No we need to find a huge area, that has several levels, Like a mall. If we block and shut off the escalators, then all the zombies will stay in the lower levels, but we need to find one this isn't swarm, with this many of us, we can hold them off.
Sarah: We need an underground bunker! we'd be safer if we underground, I know there's a military base not to far from here!
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Jayne: "Nyaha! There'll all a bunch of ruttin' i-jits."
Me: "Standard zombie movie plot-lines, Jayne. They gotta work within their genre limits!"
Mal: "Ain't them zombies real slow-like? Why not just funnel 'em through a narrow door 'n kill 'em off one by one?"
Jayne: "I gots me a better plan. Jus' let 'em get at Simon, 'n River'll go all killer-woman on 'em!"
River: "I can kill you with my brain, Ape-man."
*entire crew edges away from her nervously*
Me: "Standard zombie movie plot-lines, Jayne. They gotta work within their genre limits!"
Mal: "Ain't them zombies real slow-like? Why not just funnel 'em through a narrow door 'n kill 'em off one by one?"
Jayne: "I gots me a better plan. Jus' let 'em get at Simon, 'n River'll go all killer-woman on 'em!"
River: "I can kill you with my brain, Ape-man."
*entire crew edges away from her nervously*
.....sometimes you have to lose your mind to find it......
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So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph... because good is DUMB!
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*is oblivious to everything,lies down and starts to sleep*
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lol Hey! GI Joe was fast pace non stop action!
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There was still talking scenes! *Watches blood the last vampire again*
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OMG!!!!! I WANT TO SEE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!
No, not 'blood'. I want to see RIVER TAM BEATS UP EVERYBODY!!!!! That would, by far, be the most kick-ass movie of all time. OH! And she should beat up EVERYBODY. Like, every action hero person ever. James Bond, Arnold Schwarzanegger in any role he's ever played, Superman, the Power Rangers, I'm talking EVERYBODY!
Z2k, you are my new hero! Please, PLEASE, make a new comic titled 'River Tam Beats Up Everybody' and post it here!!!!
No, not 'blood'. I want to see RIVER TAM BEATS UP EVERYBODY!!!!! That would, by far, be the most kick-ass movie of all time. OH! And she should beat up EVERYBODY. Like, every action hero person ever. James Bond, Arnold Schwarzanegger in any role he's ever played, Superman, the Power Rangers, I'm talking EVERYBODY!
Z2k, you are my new hero! Please, PLEASE, make a new comic titled 'River Tam Beats Up Everybody' and post it here!!!!
.....sometimes you have to lose your mind to find it......
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I'm glad you think I made that, but no, sorry. Credit where is due! Mr. Randall Munroe is the dude behind xkcd.com, the BEST webcomic on the net. Period.
P.S.
Yes, that comic came from xkcd.com
P.S.
Yes, that comic came from xkcd.com
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph... because good is DUMB!