Random moments of crazyness

Do you think your teacher is possessed by an ancient monkey spirit and they stole your nose? This is the place to show off your random crazyness!
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Re: Random moments of crazyness

Post by oldwrench » July 17th, 2007, 2:17 pm

We Americans (defined as residents of the USA) frequently
have problems with metric conversions. In an attempt to
clarify the conversion process I now submit some "Useful
Metric Conversions."

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

10 cards = 1 decacards

1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

10 rations = 1 decoration

100 rations = 1 C-ration

10 millipedes = 1 centipede

3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent

2 monograms = 1 diagram

8 nickels = 2 paradigms

2 wharves = 1 paradox

I hope this proves a useful tool.
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Re: Random moments of crazyness

Post by Hiki » July 18th, 2007, 1:13 am

FIREWORKS!!!
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Post by Kira » July 18th, 2007, 1:18 am

Don't mention that word in my Presence ever again :omg: ...no more! no more! no more!
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Re: Random moments of crazyness

Post by Hiki » July 18th, 2007, 1:19 am

Why not? There was music as well!
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Post by Kira » July 18th, 2007, 1:21 am

music good :thumb: ...I had to sell fireworks for 5 days straight, on top of work... :pif:
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Post by Hiki » July 18th, 2007, 1:24 am

aaaw.. but it was verry pretty! AND I KNEW ALL THE SONGS!!! I was soooooooo proud of myself because there was even this song by a national singer and I never know songs when they are from here ^^... but maybe I was proud because I drank too much things with sugar..... ah well!
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Post by Kira » July 18th, 2007, 1:26 am

SUGAR :omg: ...*Goes and does hyper sugar dance*
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Post by Hiki » July 18th, 2007, 1:27 am

I only know the cat dance... *does the cat dance*
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Post by Kira » July 18th, 2007, 1:29 am

Chicken dance!...*Does the Chicken dance*
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Re: Random moments of crazyness

Post by Hiki » July 18th, 2007, 1:31 am

Oh! I know the bird dance! Maybe it's something like the chicken dance... *does the bird dance*
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