Universe war

[Devynne]

*starts opening portal to the Demonata's universe.* MwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dinky]

*sitting comfortably on Serenity and watching the show with the rest of the crew, munching popcorn*
Me: 'Hey, this is some serious entertainment, ya'll!'
Jayne: 'Heh. Needs more killing.'

[Devynne]

*looks up at the big people watching*
Me: what the-?! *starts running*

[Dinky]

*crew of Serenity groans*
Mal: Dammit, Dinky! You just had to go be all loud again.
Jayne: Oy! Get back here and do some killings already! Ain't gonna eat my popcorn without a show!

[Devynne]

Ahhhhhh*picks up speed* your eating all my friends!

[Dinky]

Entire crew: Huh?
*looks at popcorn, then slowly puts their bowls off to the side with slightly sickened expressions*

[Devynne]

Popcorn is my friend! you just ate half the brain. look it's all dittsy now.*turns and points at the bowls of popcorn*

[Kira]

*Kira turns and looks* You wanna see death! Zombies attack that Japanese High School!

*A horde of zombies attacks a Japanese high school*

[Devynne]

nooooooooooooo not the ouran high school host club!

[Dinky]

Kaylee: Your... your brains??? *leans over and pukes*
Jayne *watching the zombies attack the Japanese High School*: Now that's a gorram show! *absentmindedly picks up his popcorn bowl and starts eating again*
Me: Uh, Jayne... you're eating... nevermind.
*joins Kaylee in puking*